cliterallysame: I think about this video a lot
dapperzino: if i were the richest person in the world i would buy out every single ticket to a concert and show up front row center and the band wouldn’t be allowed to ask any questions it’d be just me crying in front of their faces for two hours
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
visualscott: Hey Beyonce, it’s Kim. Kardashian. Kardashian. Kanye’s girlfriend. Guess who’s gonna have a little playmate soon!!! No- Kar-dash-i-an. You know, I’m always four seats down from you at the basketball games? Anyway, Bey, I’m pregnant!! Isn’t it exciting!! Blue Ivy is gonna have a little cousin soon!!!! No I- yes. No I know, not relat- I mean… okay yes I know we’re not...
It scares the living crap out of me that there... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: thorhead: It scares the living crap out of me that there are some girls my age with children like how do they even deal with that I can’t even keep my Sims alive without cheats Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.
uchihamassacre: sassyscout: next week is december what the hell it was august 5 minutes ago
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I'm late?
Teacher: You just missed an entire period..
Student: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?
phunkiero: I’M SO MAD THE SHOW DIDN’T END BY LIKE “CARLY” WAKING UP IN THE HOSPITAL AND SHE WAS SURROUNDED BY DRAKE AND JOSH AND HER PARENTS AND THEY’RE ALL LIKE “MEGAN YOU WERE IN A COMA” AND SHE JUST SHOUTS “WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME YOU BOOBS” AND IT JUST ENDS
journeyintothefuture: janislylove: ...
suddenlynixon: sydmicky: YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN...
Little Recap of the VMA's....
death-by-lulz: thatfunnyblog: Lady gaga came as a man Nicki Minaj came as Lady gaga && Jay-Z came in Beyonce Be sure to follow this blog, it’ll look great on your dashboard
oddtimerush: i dont understand why people throw bras on stage that shit is expensive