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May 6th

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cliterallysame: I think about this video a lot

May 6th

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Apr 6th

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dapperzino: if i were the richest person in the world i would buy out every single ticket to a concert and show up front row center and the band wouldn’t be allowed to ask any questions it’d be just me crying in front of their faces for two hours

Mar 10th

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How to break up with someone

You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
You: ME. 
You: BYEEEE

Mar 6th

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Jan 11th

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Jan 3rd

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visualscott: Hey Beyonce, it’s Kim. Kardashian. Kardashian. Kanye’s girlfriend. Guess who’s gonna have a little playmate soon!!! No- Kar-dash-i-an. You know, I’m always four seats down from you at the basketball games? Anyway, Bey, I’m pregnant!! Isn’t it exciting!! Blue Ivy is gonna have a little cousin soon!!!! No I- yes. No I know, not relat- I mean… okay yes I know we’re not...

Dec 31st

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It scares the living crap out of me that there... →

the-absolute-funniest-posts: thorhead: It scares the living crap out of me that there are some girls my age with children like how do they even deal with that I can’t even keep my Sims alive without cheats Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

Dec 31st

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uchihamassacre: sassyscout: next week is december what the hell it was august 5 minutes ago

Nov 24th

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Nov 24th

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Teacher: Why are you late? 
Student: I'm late? 
Teacher: You just missed an entire period.. 
Student: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?

Nov 24th

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phunkiero: I’M SO MAD THE SHOW DIDN’T END BY LIKE “CARLY” WAKING UP IN THE HOSPITAL AND SHE WAS SURROUNDED BY DRAKE AND JOSH AND HER PARENTS AND THEY’RE ALL LIKE “MEGAN YOU WERE IN A COMA” AND SHE JUST SHOUTS “WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME YOU BOOBS” AND IT JUST ENDS

Nov 24th

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Nov 18th

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journeyintothefuture: janislylove: ...

Nov 7th

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Oct 27th

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Oct 22nd

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Oct 20th

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Oct 20th

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Oct 20th

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Oct 20th

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suddenlynixon: sydmicky: YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN...

Oct 20th

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Oct 18th

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Oct 17th

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Oct 13th

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Oct 13th

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Little Recap of the VMA's....

death-by-lulz: thatfunnyblog: Lady gaga came as a man Nicki Minaj came as Lady gaga && Jay-Z came in Beyonce Be sure to follow this blog, it’ll look great on your dashboard

Oct 8th

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